Thursday 8 September 2016

JOKES - cocosista15.com

GET YOURSELF GRINNING WITH THIS:

A Port Harcourt based pastor and one of his church members had a plane crash, they both died immediately and went to heaven. On reaching heaven, the Angel on duty welcomed them and wasted no time in showing them their homes. To the church member he showed a very beautiful mansion as the place he would spend his eternity. He then took the pastor to a shed and told him "pastor, this is where you are going to spend your eternity". The pastor was annoyed and started ranting. "how could you do this, you gave my church member a mansion and I, his spiritual Godfather a shed". The Angel replied and said: " your church member has treasures in heaven because he pays tithe and gave alms to the poor while he was alive. As for you, you collected the tithe and the offerings and all you did was buy exotic and expensive cars, drive around and enjoy your life like the rich fool. So, you have enjoyed yourself to the fullest while on earth you should even thank God for not sending you to hell."

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