Four surgeons were discussing who makes the best patients on the operating table. The first surgeon said: "I like to see Accountants on the operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered".
The second responded, "yeah, but you should try Electricians! Everything inside them is colour coded."
The third surgeon said: " No, I really think Librarians are the best; because everything inside them are in alphabetical order". But the fourth surgeon shut them all up and maintained that they were all wrong. He said:
Politicians are the easiest to operate on. When you open them up, there is no guts, no heart, no spine, and their heads and butts are interchangeable because they have their heads abroad and their anus at home.
What do you guys think?
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