Sunday 14 August 2016

10 UPSIDES OF BEING A SINGLE GUY.

Mkparu Obinna has this to say about single guys. Happy reading;
1. YOU HAVE MORE CASH
You won’t believe how much extra cash you’ll have when you’ve got no one to spend it on but yourself. Just don’t blow it all on drinks and what not. It’s a good time to save up and make some investments.

2. NOT LIVING UP TO ANYONE’S EXPECTATIONS
We all project what we want out of a mate onto the person we’re with to some degree. But when you ain’t got nobody, you ain’t got nobody to impress… or disappoint.

3. YOU’LL PROBABLY BE IN BETTER SHAPE
Letting yourself go a little when you’ve got somebody is pretty natural, but when you’re on the market, you want to look your best. And hey, you have a lot more time to spend at the gym now.


4. FILM TIME
Watching movies as a couple can be great if it’s something you both want to see and you’re both enjoying it. But it can kind of suck when you have to suffer through a trite romantic comedy or endure endless sighs of discontent during that Horror flick you picked out. Watch whatever you want, whenever you want, fast-forward to the nudity, turn it off when it gets boring. The remote is yours and yours alone.

5. YOU CAN REMOVE YOUR PHONE PASSWORD
Leaving your phone unattended can be very dangerous when you’re with someone. Recent calls are open to scrutiny and texts are waiting to be misinterpreted. But now, no one gives a shit about who you communicate with or how you do it.

6. THE ONLY PERSON WHO CONTROLS YOUR MOOD IS YOU
Ever have a fantastic day, then come home and find your girlfriend in tears on the couch? As part of a couple, it’s your job to be there for her, and you’re more than willing to do it… but it can be a real buzz kill.

7. FEWER DATES TO REMEMBER
No more worrying about forgetting all those damn anniversaries (the day you met, your first date, your first kiss, the first time you slept together, etc.). Clear your calendar, buddy.

8. MORE TIME FOR YOUR BUDDIES
The guys you used to see twice a month, you now see them twice a week.hang out and drink in the best lounge of your choice.

9. YOU’RE ALLOWED TO YORUBA DEMON IT
Newly single people are often intimidated to go out and get laid, even though it’s clearly one of the best ways to get over someone. Well, there are hundreds of people out there in the same boat you’re in, and many of them want the same thing you do. You only have to answer to your own morality, now. Better start carrying condoms again.
10. NO EXPLANATIONS, NO EXCUSES
Didn’t get home till 4 in the morning? If there’s no one waiting for you at home, there’s no risk of coming home to find all your shit out on the front porch.


Well guys, do you agree with him?



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